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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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[Video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Oh hell.

It's a BLU. Just what they needed around here.

As Pyro tries to figure out what to say, she simply stares at him on the feed while breathing very deeply through her gas mask.]

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Well since he can only see her head he naturally assumes this Pyro is on his side.*

Pyro? Since when are they lettin' yoi on this thing? Gimmie t' someone I can understand.

[Text]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Your Pyro isn't here, BLU.

[What? It can actually type and speak in something other then huddas?]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

....

RED .... shoulda guessed.

*Dammit, he just basically said he was lost over enemy frequencies? He is so mad at himself right now. Off camera there's the sound of his gun cocking.*

[Voice]

[empressofflowers]

You're not in the same world anymore.

[Voice]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Say what now?

Who's this?

[Voice]

[empressofflowers]

We're all trapped here, separated from our own worlds.

My name is Ceireia.

[Voice]

[lcat_no45]

Welcome to paradise...

[Voice]

[bye_to_yer_head]

.. What? Who's this?

[Voice]

[lcat_no45]

I go by Lynx. And you are?

[Action] - A WILD MEDIC APPEARS!!

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

[Clearly not paying as much attention as he should, this RED will totally cross the BLU's path out on the streets of the city.

Noticing the Sniper, the Medic will stop dead in his tracks and be painfully aware of one thing: He was lacking his weapons. And there is but one word to sum it all up just perfectly.]

Scheiße.

[action]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Well there's someone he recognizes! He hoists his gun, but doesn't take aim.*

Medic.

[action]

[uebercharge.livejournal.com]

[Begrudgingly, Medic raises his empty hands slightly but remains where he stands.]

One of you had to show up hier! Besser you save zhat bullet, BLU.

[Video]

[sappinmahsentry.livejournal.com]

[Engineer gets on the feed.]

Hey there. This might be hard for ya ta believe but we're not even in the same world anymore. You can look around if y'all like but nothin' here is familiar territory.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

G'day Trekkie. At least a couple 'f yoi look familiar.

I'm startin' t' get a sense of that. Strange doesn't even begin t' cover it.

[Video]

[sappinmahsentry.livejournal.com]

Yeah and considerin' we're not gettin' paid to kick the ever livin' out of one another I don't see any issues in bein' friendly.

Though the others might be a little more paranoid about it than me. I know there's absolutely no reason for either of us to have sorta showdown.

[Audio - Private /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere.livejournal.com]

It's about fucking TIME you showed your ugly mug around here! This place's fuckin' infested with those asscrack smellin' REDs!

Where's tha others?

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Noice t' see yoi too mate.

*Grumble grumble*

Ran off with th' cart most loikely an' left me high an' dry.

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere.livejournal.com]

'course it's nice t'see me.

[He crosses his arms.]
Yeah that sounds like those bastards a'right.

Kay
Now.

SINCE you're a little bitty kiddy here- first thing's fuckin' first.
[Lifts his finger.]

Encode.
Your fucking.
Messages "Mate". This is how you do it.
[Enjoy the explanation filled with 'OH fuck wait no, okay do it this way instead.' all over.]

Two.
REDs are still douches here.

Kay that's... that's about it.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

That'sa, ah, a heavy accent ya got there buddy.

Anyway. Didn't someone at the hospital give ya the rundown when ya got here?

Re: [Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

heard that one before.

Gave me this ... thingamajig. But I got the gist of it.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

No surprise there. Got a name?

[Video]

[devoursyourbody.livejournal.com]

I see a man who looks positively delicious.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He's prepared for a lot of things. This...... this is not one of them.*

....... what?

[Video]

[devoursyourbody.livejournal.com]

You're defiantly my type. I couldn't tell you how boring the selection has been since I've been here.