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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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orange_lightning

Guess so. Ya oughta see if there's a shooting range or a place ta set one up here.

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bye_to_yer_head

Was thinkin' about it. Probably will soon, once I get used t' this place. Think there's a demand for a solid gun store around these parts?

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orange_lightning

Well...actually my best buddy will be a regular if ya open one. We use guns.

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bye_to_yer_head

Well that's good to know.

*His best customer is gonna be a furry rodent he'd probably love to skin.*

You use a gun?

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orange_lightning

Of course. Jak can't drive recklessly an' shoot at the same time, so I use his gun for him.

[Reassuring right?]

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bye_to_yer_head

Jak?

Guns probably bigger than you are.

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orange_lightning

My buddy.

What's your point? Guns don't come for the two-foot and fuzzy.

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bye_to_yer_head

*He's having trouble imagining the furry orange thing in front of him with a gun. Of course he's still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that it's also TALKING.*

Maybe you should make one. How are you gonna run and shoot if the things a third of your size?

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orange_lightning

I don't use the thing on the run...but you'd be surprised the size of things you can kill without one.

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bye_to_yer_head

You'd know better than me, mate. Not a big fan of close quarters combat, I'm more the hang back, be efficient with bullets sort 'f bloke.

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orange_lightning

Personally I'd rather skip the danger altogether. But not that lucky.

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bye_to_yer_head

Danger's part 'f my job. But it's not for everyone.

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orange_lightning

Danger's part of the whole "hero" racket too. Be better if the world didn't screw itself over nonstop.

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bye_to_yer_head

So you're saving th' world then are you?

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orange_lightning

Not here. Weirdness aside, this place is a vacation.

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bye_to_yer_head

This place is setting up t' be pretty bloody boring if you ask me.

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orange_lightning

Well ya just missed the excitement. So unless someone decides to massacre the children's ward at the hospital again things'll be quiet for a bit.

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bye_to_yer_head

Hn. That's noit what I'd call real excitin' neither. Guess that's what being bored will do t' you.

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orange_lightning

I guess. Though I get bored I blow it up in a video game, I don't slice up babies and poison baby chickens. Though that passes and so did the killer statues so it's all good for now.

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bye_to_yer_head

I don't either, but knowin' th' people I do it wouldn't surprise me.

I 'eard about those statues. Would 'ave loiked t' practice on somethin' that moves instead 'f whatever I'm gonna 'ave t' make do with. Streetlamps or something.

Edited Date: 2011-09-12 01:10 am (UTC)