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Aug. 25th, 2011 03:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bye_to_yer_head*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*
Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?
*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*
Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.
Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?
*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*
Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.
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Date: 2011-08-27 08:07 am (UTC)[At first you thought she was just a horny bitch but then you find out she's a crazy gross bitch.]
[Video] ahahahaaaaa. oh that's beautiful
Date: 2011-08-27 08:13 am (UTC)An' it's not piss, it's Jarate.
*It's piss.*
[Video] It's the woman of Sniper's dreams....or not.
Date: 2011-08-27 08:14 am (UTC)Jarate or piss, the name doesn't matter to me. What can I trade you for it?
yes....and so much no
Date: 2011-08-27 08:38 am (UTC)*He had to go through some pretty painful stuff to get these gigantic kidneys of his. He's not just giving up his precious offensive weapon.*
She likes piss, doesn't mind foul smelling things and eats nasty shit. xD
Date: 2011-08-27 08:41 am (UTC)[This is the foulest conversation on the history of the network. Let's hope no kiddies overhear.]
They're made for each other!
Date: 2011-08-27 08:46 am (UTC)Sniper was made for one of the Seven Deadly Sins. :B
Date: 2011-08-27 08:52 am (UTC)[An experiment that involves mixing piss with other seasonings in order to get the perfect drink! Buuuuut, she leaves that part out.]
I'm not 100% sure but drinking Jarate may cause sudden death...
Date: 2011-08-27 07:29 pm (UTC)*Not to mention he doesn't actually have any right now since he has no jars.*
Most likely. XD
Date: 2011-08-27 08:48 pm (UTC)It'll mini crit your stomach all the way down....
Date: 2011-08-28 06:36 am (UTC)'specially not that.
*He's halfway suspicious this is some joke that Pyro set up.*
I believe so. XD
Date: 2011-08-29 12:27 am (UTC)[She only cares about getting what she wants and she'll do anything for it.]
What do you want? Sex?
I have no icons for the weirded out expression he would have right now....
Date: 2011-08-29 01:22 am (UTC)No.
*Come back in a few days when he's desperate for cigarettes.*
I'M SORRY SHE'S SO WEIRD T_T;
Date: 2011-08-30 07:30 am (UTC)Hmmmm.
Why must you resist? Surely we can both be happy.
It's all good bby.
Date: 2011-08-30 02:34 pm (UTC)I don't have any now anyway. Yoi'll jus' have t' learn t' live with disappointment.