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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

Comments

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

No surprise there. Got a name?

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Sniper. An' yoirself?

*He's not even sure what he's looking at here..*

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

Daxter. An' I can already see ya tryin' ta figure out what I am. I'm the local club owner.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

What kind 'f club?

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

The good kind. You know: food, drink, music, women...guys ta hit on the women...

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight.

Drinks I can get behind.

*He's imagining the women are as furry as Daxter is.*

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

[Nope, but he'll have to come by to see for himself.]

Well, I can make just about anything you can drink buddy.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

And where would this be?

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

[The city map pops up over the video with a little Daxter head icon where his club is.]

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well that's convenient. Roight mate, I'll drop by for a drink when I run out 'f bullets.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

What'd ya do, head inta monster territory?

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nah, just practicing. Don't want to get home and be all rusty, that would sink my headshot average loike a brick.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

Guess so. Ya oughta see if there's a shooting range or a place ta set one up here.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Was thinkin' about it. Probably will soon, once I get used t' this place. Think there's a demand for a solid gun store around these parts?

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

Well...actually my best buddy will be a regular if ya open one. We use guns.

Re: [Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well that's good to know.

*His best customer is gonna be a furry rodent he'd probably love to skin.*

You use a gun?

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

Of course. Jak can't drive recklessly an' shoot at the same time, so I use his gun for him.

[Reassuring right?]

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Jak?

Guns probably bigger than you are.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

My buddy.

What's your point? Guns don't come for the two-foot and fuzzy.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He's having trouble imagining the furry orange thing in front of him with a gun. Of course he's still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that it's also TALKING.*

Maybe you should make one. How are you gonna run and shoot if the things a third of your size?

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

I don't use the thing on the run...but you'd be surprised the size of things you can kill without one.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You'd know better than me, mate. Not a big fan of close quarters combat, I'm more the hang back, be efficient with bullets sort 'f bloke.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

Personally I'd rather skip the danger altogether. But not that lucky.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Danger's part 'f my job. But it's not for everyone.

[Video]

[orange_lightning]

Danger's part of the whole "hero" racket too. Be better if the world didn't screw itself over nonstop.