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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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*He's prepared for a lot of things. This...... this is not one of them.*

....... what?

You're defiantly my type. I couldn't tell you how boring the selection has been since I've been here.

Th' hell are yoi talkin' about?

You throw urine. That's a waste. Give it to me.

[At first you thought she was just a horny bitch but then you find out she's a crazy gross bitch.]

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Who th' hell told yoi that?

An' it's not piss, it's Jarate.

*It's piss.*

I overhear things that aren't private on the network.

Jarate or piss, the name doesn't matter to me. What can I trade you for it?

Nothin. Make yoir own.

*He had to go through some pretty painful stuff to get these gigantic kidneys of his. He's not just giving up his precious offensive weapon.*

I make my own all the time, it gets boring. I'd prefer to have yours.

[This is the foulest conversation on the history of the network. Let's hope no kiddies overhear.]

Foir what?

I need it for an experiment.

[An experiment that involves mixing piss with other seasonings in order to get the perfect drink! Buuuuut, she leaves that part out.]

No.

*Not to mention he doesn't actually have any right now since he has no jars.*

Rethink your answer.

It's still no. I jus' got here an' I'm noit about t' go tradin' anything with anyone.

'specially not that.

*He's halfway suspicious this is some joke that Pyro set up.*

I'm sure we could arrange something.

[She only cares about getting what she wants and she'll do anything for it.]

What do you want? Sex?

*Now he KNOWS he's being trolled.*

No.

*Come back in a few days when he's desperate for cigarettes.*

[With a frustrated groan, Conchita shoves something that looks like intestines into her mouth and begins to munch on them. Don't mind the blood dripping down the sides of her mouth.]

Hmmmm.

Why must you resist? Surely we can both be happy.

*Well okay then. That's sort of gross, even for Sniper.*

I don't have any now anyway. Yoi'll jus' have t' learn t' live with disappointment.

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[Video] ahahahaaaaa. oh that's beautiful

[Video] It's the woman of Sniper's dreams....or not.

yes....and so much no

She likes piss, doesn't mind foul smelling things and eats nasty shit. xD

They're made for each other!

Sniper was made for one of the Seven Deadly Sins. :B

I'm not 100% sure but drinking Jarate may cause sudden death...

Most likely. XD

It'll mini crit your stomach all the way down....

I believe so. XD

I have no icons for the weirded out expression he would have right now....

I'M SORRY SHE'S SO WEIRD T_T;

It's all good bby.