6th Headshot || Text

[bye_to_yer_head]

What. The bloody hell. Is going on?

Comments

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

I could eat all of these but then I'd be as big as that trash can.

[It was rather tempting still... ]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You mean Chibi would. You'll probably be starvin' again when ya turn back into yerself. Unless Chibi is eatin' a bunch as you.

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't he? With real hands he's going to be happy he can get into food so easy.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

First he's gonna have t' figure out how t' walk on two legs. This four legged thing took me a good while to figure out.

An' I still don't know how t' work my tail.

*He turned and looked at the tip of his tail as if that would make it do something.*

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Oh... yeah, that could be a problem.

It's just as easy as moving a hand. What's so difficult about how to wag a tail?

[And there she goes a waggin' again just to show off.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

How are ya...?

*He bit the tip of his tail and tried to pull it around. Nope. No wagging.*

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Try wiggling your butt about. I bet your tail will start moving then!

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He tries to do that while also staring intently at his butt. He ends up spinning himself in a circle instead.

Well that didn't work. He barks at the stupid thing. Dumb tail.*

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Rolling about on the ground, Pyro can't help but crack up entirely at his doggie antics. The noise that escapes her to make up for not being able to laugh is several snorts. Too bad she doesn't realize what a wonderful pup she makes.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh shut up.

*He chases his tail for a few more spins before flopping down on the ground.*

I think it's broken.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

How can it be be broken? Did you sit on your butt with your tail in a bad place? Cassidy isn't going to be happy.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well if I did I didn't mean to!

I don't know nothin' about bein' a dog.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

It's not that difficult, is it?

All dogs have to do is be cute, eat, sleep and get petted.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't wanna be petted.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You're missing out! Being scratched behind the ears is wonderful.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hngh. I don't like bein' touched.

Glad I'm not th' adorable puppy then. Hopefully everyone'll leave me alone.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Reaching out one paw, she attempts to boink him on the head.]

Why not? I like it as long as no one hurts me.

Yes, but you're cute too.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Bonk successful. He glowers and snorts.*

I'm a mongrel.