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[bye_to_yer_head]

What. The bloody hell. Is going on?

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[audio]

[hasstandards]

You're putting out a call and the beeping is wakin' me up from a nap, that's what.

[text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

RED? You're still .. RED right?

[audio]

[hasstandards]

No, I went and bloody switched sides while I was in the hospital. Thought I might borrow your clothes and no one would notice, since someone around here thinks we look alike anyway.

[text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not what I meant. Nevermind.

[audio]

[hasstandards]

Then what?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He'd reply, but he's having one of those weird moments where he did something and now he's small and furry again.

He barks at the communicator as if that will make it turn on again and let him reply. Instead he picks up the comm with his teeth and trots out of the room he's in. Better being a dog than being a girl anyway. At least he doesn't feel weird looking at himself like this. After the badger thing.. this isn't so bad.*

[audio]

[hasstandards]

[Hm. No answer. He calls again.]

You there, mate?

[Text]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Ok, you have no idea--Oh, wait yes you do how hard it is to type using a stick in your mouth to press buttons. GIVE ME MY THUMBS BACK, DAMMIT.]

Sniper.

Did something happen to you?

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Is this answer enough? He sighs at the screen, head in his paws.*

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Turning on the video with a stick in her mouth, she groans.

The look on her face says 'I know how you feel'.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He whines softly as he sees that he's not the only dog. Well that's kind of making him feel better.

Suddenly his ears perk up and he barks at the screen before picking it up and trotting outside with the comm.*

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Where the hell is he going in such a rush?

Perking up a bit, she shuffles her front paws around impatiently as she watches.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniff snifff sniiiiiffffff... Ah. Pyro-scent. He follows it to where Chibi is and then drops the comm.*

Do this work? He could talk t' me when I was a badger an' all.

*Just don't sniff his butt.*

[Video]

[medicalpedigree]

I admit I would like to know the same. Why are you me?

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Well that was weird. Seeing his own face staring back at him.*

I have no idea mate. I'd much prefer t' be me an' you be you.

[Video]

[medicalpedigree]

I agree. Not to say there's anything wrong with you. But you're very tall.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

I keep accidentally turnin' into a dog somehow. An' I know I'm tall, it's weird bein' this short actually.

[Video]

[medicalpedigree]

I guess you're lucky that I don't lose my clothes through transformation...

[No she's not nervous at all.]

You're too worked up that's why. You can be whichever way you like as long as you don't get all worked up.

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Yeah he looks just thrilled about that idea.*

That would be bloody awful. An' how am I supposed t' not get worked up? I woke up as you! I 'ave dog ears, a tail an' I'm a sheila!

[prpl_assistant]

[Text]

Is anything wrong, Sniper?

[bye_to_yer_head]

You could say that. Guess it's not everyone though.

You're still you right?

[prpl_assistant]

I'm still me. What's going on? Do you need assistance?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not exactly.

I woke up this morning, and happened to be someone else. Guess that's normal in this place.

[prpl_assistant]

Right.

Would you like me to run your errands for you today then? I'm perfectly fine.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I can leave. I just keep turning into a dog. Could be worse I guess.