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Maybe.

When I was a badger people just fed me constantly, maybe bein' a dog is th' same thing.

*Sniff sniff.. That smells like hamburgers. Sniff sniff. Sniper starts trotting away, nose to the ground.*

It's because animals are cute and nobody can help but spoil them.

[Watching him walk away without warning. Chibi Momo followed him as fast as her stubby puppy legs could carry her. Oddly enough, soon she was smelling the very same scent.]

I smell meat!

Smells like burgers.

*Sniff. He followed his nose to a trash can outside of a restaurant. Standing up on his hind legs he peered into the contents before backing up and knocking it over sending burgers and buns and various trash everywhere.*

Guess that works.

[As they got to the trash can, Pyro's tail began to wag about excitedly. The smell was taking over her nose so bad she could feel herself start to drool.

Running towards the heap of burgers, she shoved a whole piece of meat and bun into her mouth and began to chew it up as fast as she could.]

Delicious!

*He nosed around before digging one out and munching it contentedly.*

Don't go tellin' anyone we ate out of th' garbage roight?

I wouldn't do something like that.

[Taking another burger into her mouth, as she chewed little pieces of meat and bun fell to the ground.]

Hmmm, who knew garbage could taste so good?

Probably because we got th' taste 'f dogs.

*He snapped up another bun working on filling his empty stomach.*

I could eat all of these but then I'd be as big as that trash can.

[It was rather tempting still... ]

You mean Chibi would. You'll probably be starvin' again when ya turn back into yerself. Unless Chibi is eatin' a bunch as you.

Why wouldn't he? With real hands he's going to be happy he can get into food so easy.

First he's gonna have t' figure out how t' walk on two legs. This four legged thing took me a good while to figure out.

An' I still don't know how t' work my tail.

*He turned and looked at the tip of his tail as if that would make it do something.*

Oh... yeah, that could be a problem.

It's just as easy as moving a hand. What's so difficult about how to wag a tail?

[And there she goes a waggin' again just to show off.]

How are ya...?

*He bit the tip of his tail and tried to pull it around. Nope. No wagging.*

Try wiggling your butt about. I bet your tail will start moving then!

*He tries to do that while also staring intently at his butt. He ends up spinning himself in a circle instead.

Well that didn't work. He barks at the stupid thing. Dumb tail.*

[Rolling about on the ground, Pyro can't help but crack up entirely at his doggie antics. The noise that escapes her to make up for not being able to laugh is several snorts. Too bad she doesn't realize what a wonderful pup she makes.]

Oh shut up.

*He chases his tail for a few more spins before flopping down on the ground.*

I think it's broken.

How can it be be broken? Did you sit on your butt with your tail in a bad place? Cassidy isn't going to be happy.

Well if I did I didn't mean to!

I don't know nothin' about bein' a dog.

It's not that difficult, is it?

All dogs have to do is be cute, eat, sleep and get petted.

I don't wanna be petted.

You're missing out! Being scratched behind the ears is wonderful.

Hngh. I don't like bein' touched.

Glad I'm not th' adorable puppy then. Hopefully everyone'll leave me alone.

[Reaching out one paw, she attempts to boink him on the head.]

Why not? I like it as long as no one hurts me.

Yes, but you're cute too.

*Bonk successful. He glowers and snorts.*

I'm a mongrel.

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