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Actually they do. Try bein' a full foot taller than everyone an' see how ya loike it.

*He scratched one of his ears with his leg.*

I think everyone in this town loikes ya. Shouldn't be a worry fer ya.

But your legs are so beautiful, I'm sure everyone is just envious. I know I'd love to cut them off with my axe and keep them for myself.

[This isn't awkward or creepy at all.]

You think so? I thought everyone was scared of me.

Ya can't keep my legs. I'm usin' em.

*well.. not right now he wasn't.*

Nah. Yer pretty loikable. Fer a RED.

I know. It's not fair.

[Another sigh escapes through her nose.

Annnnnd in a moment she's happy again and wagging her tail.]

Really? Do you like me, Sniper?

When yer not tryin' t' force feed me, sure.

It's important to eat three daily meals of bacon a day. I'm only forcing you to eat so you don't flutter away with a gust of wind.

I moight loike ya better if you made things other than bacon occasionally. It's not one 'f my favorites.

It should be. I wish Engineer was around to feed me some right now.... I'm so hungry.

[She's always hungry.]

Well Chibi gets food somewhere. I wonder where.

*He sniffs the air and walks in a slow circle, sniffing the ground.*

Maybe we can foind it.

No idea, I don't have his brain.

The only food I've ate so far was a blueberry muffin Mr. Hawk gave me. Do we have to beg humans for food?

Maybe.

When I was a badger people just fed me constantly, maybe bein' a dog is th' same thing.

*Sniff sniff.. That smells like hamburgers. Sniff sniff. Sniper starts trotting away, nose to the ground.*

It's because animals are cute and nobody can help but spoil them.

[Watching him walk away without warning. Chibi Momo followed him as fast as her stubby puppy legs could carry her. Oddly enough, soon she was smelling the very same scent.]

I smell meat!

Smells like burgers.

*Sniff. He followed his nose to a trash can outside of a restaurant. Standing up on his hind legs he peered into the contents before backing up and knocking it over sending burgers and buns and various trash everywhere.*

Guess that works.

[As they got to the trash can, Pyro's tail began to wag about excitedly. The smell was taking over her nose so bad she could feel herself start to drool.

Running towards the heap of burgers, she shoved a whole piece of meat and bun into her mouth and began to chew it up as fast as she could.]

Delicious!

*He nosed around before digging one out and munching it contentedly.*

Don't go tellin' anyone we ate out of th' garbage roight?

I wouldn't do something like that.

[Taking another burger into her mouth, as she chewed little pieces of meat and bun fell to the ground.]

Hmmm, who knew garbage could taste so good?

Probably because we got th' taste 'f dogs.

*He snapped up another bun working on filling his empty stomach.*

I could eat all of these but then I'd be as big as that trash can.

[It was rather tempting still... ]

You mean Chibi would. You'll probably be starvin' again when ya turn back into yerself. Unless Chibi is eatin' a bunch as you.

Why wouldn't he? With real hands he's going to be happy he can get into food so easy.

First he's gonna have t' figure out how t' walk on two legs. This four legged thing took me a good while to figure out.

An' I still don't know how t' work my tail.

*He turned and looked at the tip of his tail as if that would make it do something.*

Oh... yeah, that could be a problem.

It's just as easy as moving a hand. What's so difficult about how to wag a tail?

[And there she goes a waggin' again just to show off.]

How are ya...?

*He bit the tip of his tail and tried to pull it around. Nope. No wagging.*

Try wiggling your butt about. I bet your tail will start moving then!

*He tries to do that while also staring intently at his butt. He ends up spinning himself in a circle instead.

Well that didn't work. He barks at the stupid thing. Dumb tail.*

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