Hnggh. Probably. This is so bloody unfair! How come you didn't wake up as th' raccoon or somethin'? This better not be jus' me an Cassidy. What a load 'f...
*His rant is cut off as he suddenly falls over, changing back into the dog.*
It's because animals are cute and nobody can help but spoil them.
[Watching him walk away without warning. Chibi Momo followed him as fast as her stubby puppy legs could carry her. Oddly enough, soon she was smelling the very same scent.]
*Sniff. He followed his nose to a trash can outside of a restaurant. Standing up on his hind legs he peered into the contents before backing up and knocking it over sending burgers and buns and various trash everywhere.*
[RED shuddered at the thought, still wondering why this had happened to BLU and not him. Knowing his luck, he would've ended up as the raccoon or Pyro, or maybe even the masked bloke who'd put him in critical condition. He was perfectly willing to accept his good fortune for the time being. As far as he was concerned, he deserved some after all the stress he'd been put through.]
To be honest, mate? I like ya better as a dog, too.
[He limped back to one of the chairs in the den, taking a seat with an exhausted groan.]
Here's a thought: why don't ya go find Ringo? I'm sure he'd know somethin' about being a dog. Maybe he'll teach ya how to beg if you bark real nice.
*He snorted irritably and scrambled to his feet, following along behind RED.
Snarling at the suggestion he laid down on the ground with his head on his paws. This was awkward and he wanted it to end as soon as possible. Who knew what Cassidy was doing with his body either. Or his things.*
[As they got to the trash can, Pyro's tail began to wag about excitedly. The smell was taking over her nose so bad she could feel herself start to drool.
Running towards the heap of burgers, she shoved a whole piece of meat and bun into her mouth and began to chew it up as fast as she could.]
[RED shuddered again, realizing that if BLU was Pyro, then Pyro would be BLU, and that was a body he did not want against him in the night. Not that he wanted her coddling him in his sleep, or anybody sharing his bed, for that matter. He preferred to sleep alone. In fact, why had he thought of that at all?
The conversation with Chibi came to mind, one he was still trying to forget. Trying to push that tone of denial from his mind, he reacted unthinkingly to the whine, his arm sliding off the rest and giving BLU's ears a scratch.]
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