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bye_to_yer_head) wrote2012-01-16 12:32 am
bye_to_yer_head) wrote2012-01-16 12:32 am
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What. The bloody hell. Is going on?
We're all scarred up. Hazzard 'f th' job.
*Good. No more thinking about what's under that suit of hers.*
*Good. No more thinking about what's under that suit of hers.*
If I knew I'd tell ya. I woke up loike this in her house.
*Okay, he'd woken up in her nightclothes which was an embarrasement he never wanted to relive.*
I assume she's me but I keep turnin' into a dog so I haven't checked.
*He kept glaring at the ground, the dog ears on the top of his head folding back in agitation without him realizing it.*
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But no one looks at you like you're a freak of nature if you want to go out in public.
I don't regret the way I look, I know I had to do this so I could be who I wanted to be. Being ugly isn't so bad.
[Giving as much as a laugh as a dog could, she flicked her ears.]
If I stay put like this, I'll be cute forever. I won't have to worry about people not liking me.
I don't regret the way I look, I know I had to do this so I could be who I wanted to be. Being ugly isn't so bad.
[Giving as much as a laugh as a dog could, she flicked her ears.]
If I stay put like this, I'll be cute forever. I won't have to worry about people not liking me.
Actually they do. Try bein' a full foot taller than everyone an' see how ya loike it.
*He scratched one of his ears with his leg.*
I think everyone in this town loikes ya. Shouldn't be a worry fer ya.
*He scratched one of his ears with his leg.*
I think everyone in this town loikes ya. Shouldn't be a worry fer ya.
But your legs are so beautiful, I'm sure everyone is just envious. I know I'd love to cut them off with my axe and keep them for myself.
[This isn't awkward or creepy at all.]
You think so? I thought everyone was scared of me.
[This isn't awkward or creepy at all.]
You think so? I thought everyone was scared of me.
Ya can't keep my legs. I'm usin' em.
*well.. not right now he wasn't.*
Nah. Yer pretty loikable. Fer a RED.
*well.. not right now he wasn't.*
Nah. Yer pretty loikable. Fer a RED.
I know. It's not fair.
[Another sigh escapes through her nose.
Annnnnd in a moment she's happy again and wagging her tail.]
Really? Do you like me, Sniper?
[Another sigh escapes through her nose.
Annnnnd in a moment she's happy again and wagging her tail.]
Really? Do you like me, Sniper?
I admit I would like to know the same. Why are you me?
*Well that was weird. Seeing his own face staring back at him.*
I have no idea mate. I'd much prefer t' be me an' you be you.
When yer not tryin' t' force feed me, sure.
I agree. Not to say there's anything wrong with you. But you're very tall.
[RED made an indistinct noise of mild disgust at that thought, but it did made sense (sort of, in the Paradise-has-talking-animals-and-dragons sense) that if BLU was Cassidy, then Cassidy might be BLU.]
Hn.
[His eyes trailed to Cas— er, BLU's ears, watching them fold back; his gaze resettled itself somewhere on his ceiling.]
Got to admit it's a bit disturbing, mate. And I thought my luck was rotten.
Hn.
[His eyes trailed to Cas— er, BLU's ears, watching them fold back; his gaze resettled itself somewhere on his ceiling.]
Got to admit it's a bit disturbing, mate. And I thought my luck was rotten.
It's important to eat three daily meals of bacon a day. I'm only forcing you to eat so you don't flutter away with a gust of wind.
I keep accidentally turnin' into a dog somehow. An' I know I'm tall, it's weird bein' this short actually.
I moight loike ya better if you made things other than bacon occasionally. It's not one 'f my favorites.
Yeah, I know.
Guess I should shut my mouth about yer damn sweater.
I guess you're lucky that I don't lose my clothes through transformation...
[No she's not nervous at all.]
You're too worked up that's why. You can be whichever way you like as long as you don't get all worked up.
*Yeah he looks just thrilled about that idea.*
That would be bloody awful. An' how am I supposed t' not get worked up? I woke up as you! I 'ave dog ears, a tail an' I'm a sheila!
I woke as a human man and I can't smell or hear as well anymore...
[In spite of the awkward and worrying situation in which his rival had apparently switched bodies with a girl, RED smirked at his remark.]
You havin' your own set of ears is the least of your problems now, I'd say.
You havin' your own set of ears is the least of your problems now, I'd say.
It should be. I wish Engineer was around to feed me some right now.... I'm so hungry.
[She's always hungry.]
[She's always hungry.]
Hopefully this goes back soon. I don't know how long I can take bein' able to smell where everyone has walked in th' past three weeks.
Yeah yeah. I have a bloody tail too, ya jus' can't see it with this coat.
Well Chibi gets food somewhere. I wonder where.
*He sniffs the air and walks in a slow circle, sniffing the ground.*
Maybe we can foind it.
*He sniffs the air and walks in a slow circle, sniffing the ground.*
Maybe we can foind it.
I've seen it. She brought me some sleep aid once.
[There was another awkward pause as he rubbed his neck.]
Well. Assuming she's in the same, er. Right. It could be worse.
[There was another awkward pause as he rubbed his neck.]
Well. Assuming she's in the same, er. Right. It could be worse.
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