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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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I need it for an experiment.

[An experiment that involves mixing piss with other seasonings in order to get the perfect drink! Buuuuut, she leaves that part out.]

No.

*Not to mention he doesn't actually have any right now since he has no jars.*

Rethink your answer.

It's still no. I jus' got here an' I'm noit about t' go tradin' anything with anyone.

'specially not that.

*He's halfway suspicious this is some joke that Pyro set up.*

I'm sure we could arrange something.

[She only cares about getting what she wants and she'll do anything for it.]

What do you want? Sex?

*Now he KNOWS he's being trolled.*

No.

*Come back in a few days when he's desperate for cigarettes.*

[With a frustrated groan, Conchita shoves something that looks like intestines into her mouth and begins to munch on them. Don't mind the blood dripping down the sides of her mouth.]

Hmmmm.

Why must you resist? Surely we can both be happy.

*Well okay then. That's sort of gross, even for Sniper.*

I don't have any now anyway. Yoi'll jus' have t' learn t' live with disappointment.

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Sniper was made for one of the Seven Deadly Sins. :B

I'm not 100% sure but drinking Jarate may cause sudden death...

Most likely. XD

It'll mini crit your stomach all the way down....

I believe so. XD

I have no icons for the weirded out expression he would have right now....

I'M SORRY SHE'S SO WEIRD T_T;

It's all good bby.