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BLU Sniper || Mason Mundy ([personal profile] bye_to_yer_head) wrote2011-08-25 03:00 pm

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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Penis jokes would be lost on her, seriously. The only thing that will hurt her feelings is if you say she has a huge ass or needs to lose some weight.]

Nothing to worry about then.

I doubt you'll hurt me much--and that's why Sensei is here if I need healing. We may not be getting paid to fight each other, but I'm still cautious with many of the residents here for a good reason and like to stay in shape.

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sensei is Medic.

I'm looking forward to it. Now don't go hole yourself up and never come out.

[She quite clearly knows the natural habitat of a Sniper.]

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not, but I'd prefer not to find your dead body holed up in this place smelling like piss and coffee. You have to eat sometimes...and I mean real food, nothing weird.

[Pyro sounds like a mother but in truth, Pyro just knows that her own Sniper likes to eat really weird shit (it's a bushman thing).]

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I would say otherwise.

[Shrugging her arms and tossing her hands up in the air, she laughed.]

I'm pretty sure I could pick you up with one arm, beanstalk. Sometimes I don't even know how you can hold your own rifle up.

[Is she calling him a scrawny weakling? Yes.]

Btw, you totally need to see this and hnghhh: http://youtu.be/AbTDoykk3AU

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I've already thinking about it, too late.

[The line face does nothing to scare her away.]

Love his grumpy face. XD

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Afraid I'll throw you from up high and let you brain matter splatter all over the cement?

[Taking a step closer, she totally teases him by extending her arms out and making grabby hands towards him.

Whoever said Pyro was scary and insane was wrong. More like playful and insane....and scary.]

XD Agreed.

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
I disagree.

[Looking around the apartment, Pyro looks for something she assumes is about as heavy as this man. Looking at a large wooden table of sorts, the woman goes over to it and begins to crouch down.

Once underneath it, she places one hand firmly on the upper bottom part of the table and lifts it up off the ground with a proud grin on her face. Pointing at him with her empty hand, she shakes her head.]

Told you.

It'll happen sooner or later....xD

[identity profile] notintehkitchen.livejournal.com 2011-08-27 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It makes you wonder if she could pick up Sasha....she can't.]

That's a good boy, just what I want to hear.

[Setting his table back then with a thud, she then skips over to the door and decides she's frightened Sniper enough that the rest of the day he'll be pissing in jars.

All in all, not a bad day.]

Well, my work here is done. Actually...it isn't. I was supposed to be at the fire station a few hours ago...but oh, who cares? Fires don't need to be put out. I like a nice light show.
Edited 2011-08-27 08:50 (UTC)