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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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"You are--what is that word in English?

Ano...gay?"

Evil smirk goes here.

"Just one kid. No dogs anymore...unfortunately. And Jell-O would be my brain slug." She's not about to tell him the two other REDs live with her.

No. I ain't. Dunno about yoir Sniper...

Brain slug? Think I loiked yoi better when yoi were about to hit me. Yoi made more sense then.

Right. You're the type that could only love his rifle.

...

We could change that if you really wanted me to.

[You don't want to get punched by Pyro's freakish man arms, Medic felt it a couple days ago. Unless you're into ladies beating the shit out of you.]

Change.. what? Yoir not really my type, fire-bug.

*Pyro might break him if she hits him.*

....

[She's actually blushing. Do not tell her she is blushing, she doesn't need to know.

Not that she understands blushing--all she knows is that it makes her feel like her face is literally on fire.]

....?!

Excuse me?

Yoi said it.

*He may be smiling. Just a little bit. That one was too easy.*

[She is trying to comprehend why this just happened.

She still doesn't get it--and probably never will.]

I don't think relationships with the enemy is allowed.

'course it's noit. But I don't think us talkin' is allowed either.

If this is how you react, I don't even want to know how BLU Scout will respond.

[She's a woman, yes. But she considers herself a scarred and ugly looking woman. She's pretty certain men don't go for bigger ladies either.]

But you're right about one thing.

Anyways, if you're done trying to ~~embarrass~~ bother me, we can continue.

Edited 2011-08-26 08:16 (UTC)

He'd probably talk to yoir tits instead of yoir face.

*Come on, this is Scout, he's not looking at her face at all.*

Lead th' way.

M-my...my....what?

[Did he say...'tits'? That's gross! Ok, now she is blushing even more. She doesn't do so well when people start saying dirty words.

Also, Scout can have fun staring at those when they are bandaged down and hidden in her suit.

Growling, she stomped off and showed him to some empty apartments. At this point she really just wanted to dump him somewhere and pretend he never existed.]

'ave yoi met Scout? That's th' way he talks is all.

...

This is why he will never have a girlfriend.

'course he won't. The only person who can stand th' little ankle biter is his mum.

*He is not exactly pleased with the thought of living in a room with walls that isn't on wheels. But it's not .. terrible.*

Guess this'll do.

I've always wanted to ask a BLU what sort of second hand embarrassment they must feel with the RED Spy having relationships with the Scout's mother.

[He's not a very picky man? That's...good.]

Are you sure?

If you can tell me what you're looking for, I can keep a lookout for you. I can't promise I can find it though.

[Aren't you sweet, Pyro.]

Yoid have t' ask Scout. It's noit my mum, an' I don't give a rats arse what that bloody backstabbing spook does when he's noit on the field.

*Go ahead, make a joke about the camper.*

I...... I'm noit really sure. Havn't lived in a roight proper house in a while.

*Then he frowns again. He shouldn't have said that, especially not to a RED.*

[Pyro just laughs, she knows Snipers have the best reasons for hating Spies.]

It takes some getting used to. It's strange not living on base.

[She doesn't expect a thing, or if she does...she doesn't say anything.]

I've been here for over half a year now, sometimes I can't help but wonder if I'll ever return. Other REDs have come and gone, yet I still remain. I never get to go home...

[She almost sounds a little sad about it but quickly changes her tone to something more cheerful.]

But in a way, I guess it's fine. My Engineer is here with me and Hana-chan and Jell-O keep me company.

Half a year? That's a long time t' be away from work.

*And that's about as sympathetic as it gets for Sniper.*

Least yoi 'ave someone you recognize. Who isn't Scout.

I'm not rusty.

[She sounded a bit defensive there.]

If you keep your hopes up, maybe you'll be lucky enough to have one of the 'spooks' show up.

Noit what I meant.

*His glare deepens. Always with the threat of Spies.*

That'd be some piss poor luck on my part.

Good, because I was looking for someone who might be equal to me in a melee battle. Your knife against my axe someday, how about it?

[When he glares at her, she just laughs and backs away a little.]

Don't worry, don't worry! Daijoubou! There was one here, but he's gone now.

*Pyro would chop him into bloody bits and he know it.*

Axe versus a knoife's not really a fair match mate. Yoid have twice the reach I do.

*Even with his long lanky arms. He looks marginally happier when she mentions there's no Spies lurking around.*

That's th' best news yoi've told me yet.

I'm pretty sure your blade is bigger then mine. It'll equal out...unless you're scared.

[That whole body of yours is pretty dang lanky. You have height on her by at least a whole head.]

Consider it an early birthday present.

*Pyro, if you were talking to anyone but Sniper he would havd had so much fodder forever with that statement. However he'll be polite.*

Course it is.

*Then again. Maybe not.*

Can't promise I won't hurt yoi. Not used t' fighting RED's without makin' 'em bleed.*

Edited 2011-08-26 21:43 (UTC)

[action] and this looks like the start of a beautiful relationship. xD

Oh sure, they'll be BFFs in no time.

/frolics!

Welcome to him comically mis-interpreting what you just said..

[1/?] This will be glorious.

[2/2] XD

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oh dear, double meanings

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