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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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If it's noit insulting than why noit just tell me?

An' stop doin' that thing with yoir voice.

*He sees through your fake man-voice there Pyro.*

"..."

And then she stopped in her tracks and nearly fell on her ass.

"What do you mean?"

Shit, shit, shit. It wasn't that good? She didn't think his ears were great too!

*For a moment he almost smirked. But not quite.*

I think yoi know considerin' yoi almost fell over just now.

"I have no idea what you're implying. Why don't you say what you think I think it is?"

Yoir doin' something wonky with yoir voice. Unless yoi always sound like that from th' suit yoi wear.

"..." Exhaling smoke out of her nose, she thought briefly for a moment. "You mean, you want to say what I really am?"

No, I just want yoi t' talk normal.

And then, she just sort of snaps on him.

Approaching him slowly and calmly, she gets dangerously close to him before standing up on her tip toes and grabbing the collar of his shirt. Letting out a hiss, her voice does soften to something that does sound more feminine.

"Maybe I'm a woman, maybe I'm not. Either way, I've been hiding my identity for a very long time in ways you can't even begin to imagine."

*He just frowns down at her.*

I don't care what yoi did or didn't do. Not my business.

Still holding onto him, she loosens her grip and tilts her head downwards.

"Good. I'll use this voice then, but do not ask me anymore about how I look or act." Did someone seem very paranoid about their gender being revealed? If one looked close enough, she did have a boyish haircut among other odd quirks that were harder to see with the eye.

Foine.

I'd 'ppreciate havin' my shirt back.

"Shut-up, it's not like I ripped it off of you." Letting go, she took a deep breath and rolled her eyes.

Tilting her head from side to side as she started to resume walking, Pyro thought on the residents back home. "I wonder what my kid would think if she saw me getting along with my enemy like this."

This is getting along?

*ashdjfbasd what?*

Yoir what?

"You expected me to hold your hand and frolic through the fields with you?"

Turning her head over her shoulder, she spoke her next words like it was no big deal.

"This little Japanese girl I found. I couldn't just let her live on her own. She's...interesting to say the least." More like she's more mature and sexy then Pyro is and she is only fourteen. Pyro is frightened of how grown up children in the future seem to get so fast.

I don't frolic.

*Seriously. He barely runs.*

Oh. I guess. If yoi like being around people all the time.

"But you hold hands with your teammates? That's...special."

Someone likes picking on you. As for running, why not? Those impossibly long Australian legs of yours is what Pyro envies the most.

"I don't mind kids, dogs or Jell-o. Anything else is a special exception."

Yoi know what I mean.

*If he was easier to rile up he would have attacked you by now.*

So yoir always surrounded by kids, dogs and Jell-O? I'll keep that in mind.

"You are--what is that word in English?

Ano...gay?"

Evil smirk goes here.

"Just one kid. No dogs anymore...unfortunately. And Jell-O would be my brain slug." She's not about to tell him the two other REDs live with her.

No. I ain't. Dunno about yoir Sniper...

Brain slug? Think I loiked yoi better when yoi were about to hit me. Yoi made more sense then.

Right. You're the type that could only love his rifle.

...

We could change that if you really wanted me to.

[You don't want to get punched by Pyro's freakish man arms, Medic felt it a couple days ago. Unless you're into ladies beating the shit out of you.]

Change.. what? Yoir not really my type, fire-bug.

*Pyro might break him if she hits him.*

....

[She's actually blushing. Do not tell her she is blushing, she doesn't need to know.

Not that she understands blushing--all she knows is that it makes her feel like her face is literally on fire.]

....?!

Excuse me?

Yoi said it.

*He may be smiling. Just a little bit. That one was too easy.*

[She is trying to comprehend why this just happened.

She still doesn't get it--and probably never will.]

I don't think relationships with the enemy is allowed.

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[action] and this looks like the start of a beautiful relationship. xD

Oh sure, they'll be BFFs in no time.

/frolics!

Welcome to him comically mis-interpreting what you just said..

[1/?] This will be glorious.

[2/2] XD

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