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*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Anyone at base hear me? If yoir all on th' cart woulda been noice t' give me the heads up.

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Well...actually my best buddy will be a regular if ya open one. We use guns.

Well that's good to know.

*His best customer is gonna be a furry rodent he'd probably love to skin.*

You use a gun?

Of course. Jak can't drive recklessly an' shoot at the same time, so I use his gun for him.

[Reassuring right?]

Jak?

Guns probably bigger than you are.

My buddy.

What's your point? Guns don't come for the two-foot and fuzzy.

*He's having trouble imagining the furry orange thing in front of him with a gun. Of course he's still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that it's also TALKING.*

Maybe you should make one. How are you gonna run and shoot if the things a third of your size?

I don't use the thing on the run...but you'd be surprised the size of things you can kill without one.

You'd know better than me, mate. Not a big fan of close quarters combat, I'm more the hang back, be efficient with bullets sort 'f bloke.

Personally I'd rather skip the danger altogether. But not that lucky.

Danger's part 'f my job. But it's not for everyone.

Danger's part of the whole "hero" racket too. Be better if the world didn't screw itself over nonstop.

So you're saving th' world then are you?

Not here. Weirdness aside, this place is a vacation.

This place is setting up t' be pretty bloody boring if you ask me.

Well ya just missed the excitement. So unless someone decides to massacre the children's ward at the hospital again things'll be quiet for a bit.

Hn. That's noit what I'd call real excitin' neither. Guess that's what being bored will do t' you.

I guess. Though I get bored I blow it up in a video game, I don't slice up babies and poison baby chickens. Though that passes and so did the killer statues so it's all good for now.

I don't either, but knowin' th' people I do it wouldn't surprise me.

I 'eard about those statues. Would 'ave loiked t' practice on somethin' that moves instead 'f whatever I'm gonna 'ave t' make do with. Streetlamps or something.

Edited 2011-09-12 01:10 (UTC)

Could always practice on the stuff outside the city. The statues only moved when nothin' was watchin' I guess.

I'm gonna 'ave t' take a look out there then. Hate to get rusty here. Especially not with so many RED's around.

Not gonna say I know anything about that, but go for it. Watch your six though, I know two guys who left and one almost died.

Almost died from what?

No clue, there was roars, claws, teeth, and blood. Then again, they say leave at yer own risk.

Wait, you saw it?

[Tapping the screen one furry finger.]

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