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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper appears on the feed, human again and smoking, a bottle of beer on the table in front of him. So what that it's before noon? Who cares.*

Glad that nonsense is over with. Thought I'd let th' lot 'f you know I'm gonna be gone for a few days, so you don't think that bloody spook killed me or nothin'. But I uh.. seem t' be missin' some 'f my stuff. Cassidy? You seen an ammo pouch? 'Bout this big *He holds his hands about four inches apart.* Leather an' full 'f ammo?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Jus' a suggestion to keep her from loightin' ya on fire.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

I zhink I would prefer to be on fire.

[bye_to_yer_head]

... really?

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

One is more likely zan ze ohzer.

Nonzeless, I will attempt to apply your advice wizh 'er...errr...so I should mention furry creatures?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't ask me. She threatens t' kill me on a daily basis. Enjoy livin' with her.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

You say zat like you don' make ze same zhreats or assume ze same of me.
[/yawn.]
I am sure we will get along swimmingly.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I 'aven't threatened you at all.

I'm sure ya will.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

I am counting all ze barking and growling.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Maybe I was jus' trying t' have a chat.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Given the circumstances, zat seems more zan unlikely. If you are so eager to chat I would 'appily oblige you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Eh.

*Way to call his bluff.*

Can't expect me t' be happy that th' guy who fills me full of knives on a daily basis showed up.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Understandable.

But I adapt to my environment, and what you mentioned does no' seem to be proper practise 'ere.

[bye_to_yer_head]

It ain't. I'm not gonna shoot ya, so you shouldn't stab me.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

I 'ad no intention of doing so.

So we 'ave a deal?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Deal, mate.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Très bien. I look forward to our truce.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Wonderful.

*He sounds THRILLED.*

So what are yer plans now that yer stuck here?

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

I am still not exactly sure about ze goings on, to be 'onest. I will 'ave to learn before I plan.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nothing. That's what's goin' on. It's roight boring here.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Zen we will 'ave to make our own fun.

[bye_to_yer_head]

We?

This truce don't go so far as t' me invitin' you over for drinks or nothin'.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

I don' want to drink your piss.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Eugh. Why th' hell would you think that?

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

It seemed like somezhing you would do.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't pretend loike ya know me.