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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper appears on the feed, human again and smoking, a bottle of beer on the table in front of him. So what that it's before noon? Who cares.*

Glad that nonsense is over with. Thought I'd let th' lot 'f you know I'm gonna be gone for a few days, so you don't think that bloody spook killed me or nothin'. But I uh.. seem t' be missin' some 'f my stuff. Cassidy? You seen an ammo pouch? 'Bout this big *He holds his hands about four inches apart.* Leather an' full 'f ammo?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't neither. Your suit is foine.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

It does no' look 'foine'. It 'as a 'ole in it. Zat is no' fine. I canno' even wear zese pants.

[Yet he is wearing them]

[bye_to_yer_head]

.......... Please don't tell me yer not wearin' pants.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Is zat a problem for you? Maybe you could rectify ze situation by replacing what you broke.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I ain't buyin' you a new suit. An' even if I wanted to I don't 'ave any money.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Zen you will 'ave to compensate me in some ohzer way, oui?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm about t' compensate you by hangin' up.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

'ow professional of you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not buyin' you a suit an' that's final. Yer jus' gonna have t' deal with it.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Zat is why I said you are welcome to do somezhing ohzer zan buying me a suit. I sought you were meant to be polite.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Charity ain't one 'f my strong suits.

I already showed ya where RED Base was. That ain't enough?

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

You only showed me where it is because you did no' want me wandering about alone.

And yet 'ere I am.

Alone.

[bye_to_yer_head]

My heart bleeds fer ya. Why don't ya bother Pyro? Maybe she'll sew cat ears on all yer masks fer ya.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

She would sooner set me on fire.

Why do I 'ave to be a cat?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. Some teammate.

*He's gonna just stop thinking about Pyro now since he's feeling kind of bad about making her cry.*

What would ya rather be? A racoon?

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

Do I 'ave to be a small, 'airy creature?

I suppose if it 'ad to be anyzhing I would say a fox, but any ears would look ridiculous on my mask.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nah. She jus' seems t' loike those. I'm surprised she don't have a zoo.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

'ow endearing of 'er.

In any case, it looks silly enouzh on a 'oodie, let alone, a mask.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Jus' a suggestion to keep her from loightin' ya on fire.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

I zhink I would prefer to be on fire.

[bye_to_yer_head]

... really?

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

One is more likely zan ze ohzer.

Nonzeless, I will attempt to apply your advice wizh 'er...errr...so I should mention furry creatures?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't ask me. She threatens t' kill me on a daily basis. Enjoy livin' with her.

[meettheknife.livejournal.com]

You say zat like you don' make ze same zhreats or assume ze same of me.
[/yawn.]
I am sure we will get along swimmingly.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I 'aven't threatened you at all.

I'm sure ya will.