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[bye_to_yer_head]

What. The bloody hell. Is going on?

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[audio]

[hasstandards]

You're putting out a call and the beeping is wakin' me up from a nap, that's what.

[text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

RED? You're still .. RED right?

[audio]

[hasstandards]

No, I went and bloody switched sides while I was in the hospital. Thought I might borrow your clothes and no one would notice, since someone around here thinks we look alike anyway.

[text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not what I meant. Nevermind.

[audio]

[hasstandards]

Then what?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He'd reply, but he's having one of those weird moments where he did something and now he's small and furry again.

He barks at the communicator as if that will make it turn on again and let him reply. Instead he picks up the comm with his teeth and trots out of the room he's in. Better being a dog than being a girl anyway. At least he doesn't feel weird looking at himself like this. After the badger thing.. this isn't so bad.*

[audio]

[hasstandards]

[Hm. No answer. He calls again.]

You there, mate?

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Oh great, it's back on again. He drops the comm and flips it over with his nose. It's hard to glare when you're a dog, but damn is he ever trying. He sits down with his ears drooped and barks at RED.*

[video]

[hasstandards]

[BLU has a dog? Seems like something that would have come up with all the talking about what a great dog Chibi is, but RED just raises an eyebrow.]

Oi. Never knew BLU had a dog.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

He barks some more and then flops down with his head on his paws. This is annoying. Hmm... RED was just joking about actually wearing his clothes right? He's obviously not in them which means it's possible...

He picks the still on comm up with his teeth again and trots off towards RED Base, sniffing occasionally for the telltale sign of Sniper.*

[video]

[hasstandards]

[It's a little jarring as the feed goes from showing the dog to showing half the dog's mouth as the phone is carried to wherever the dog is taking it.]

Hey! Dog! BLU ain't gonna be happy you walked off with his communicator doovalacky. You listening?

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sure he's listening, he growls a little as he approaches RED Base, the sounds of snuffling around the door. He drops the comm so he can sniff the footprints in the snow. Ah, there's what he assumes is the scent of RED, this dog thing ain't half bad. He picks up the comm and runs down to the townhouse.

He's much bigger than Chibi, but he sticks his head through the dog door and barks. Come on RED, show yourself, you BLU shirt stealing bastard.*

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Ok, you have no idea--Oh, wait yes you do how hard it is to type using a stick in your mouth to press buttons. GIVE ME MY THUMBS BACK, DAMMIT.]

Sniper.

Did something happen to you?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Is this answer enough? He sighs at the screen, head in his paws.*

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Turning on the video with a stick in her mouth, she groans.

The look on her face says 'I know how you feel'.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He whines softly as he sees that he's not the only dog. Well that's kind of making him feel better.

Suddenly his ears perk up and he barks at the screen before picking it up and trotting outside with the comm.*

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Where the hell is he going in such a rush?

Perking up a bit, she shuffles her front paws around impatiently as she watches.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniff snifff sniiiiiffffff... Ah. Pyro-scent. He follows it to where Chibi is and then drops the comm.*

Do this work? He could talk t' me when I was a badger an' all.

*Just don't sniff his butt.*

[action]

[hasstandards]

[RED, who had been watching the device until it shut off upon being dropped on the ground, was startled by the sudden barking through the dog door. Getting to his feet, he hobbled to the entrance to his house, finding the pooch he'd been speaking to waiting for him. He looked a bit confused as he opens the door for him. He took the moment to peer outside- no one else on the porch. Hm.

He turned back to the dog.]

Right. I guess BLU might've brought you here once or... Hn.

[He was trying to put it together somewhere in his head, but it just didn't add up.]

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[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[Your butt probably smells better as a dog then your whole body does as a human, Sniper.]

... What!? Hey, why can I hear you? That's strange. Sniper couldn't understand me at all.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*He trotted into the house, glad to see that Sniper was still in that dog-eared hoodie instead of being in his BLU shirt.

Guess he couldn't make fun of that sweater anymore could he?

This was going to be incredibly awkward if he suddenly turned back into his girl form but for now he was just going to make himself at home. By sniffing around for any food.*

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sob. Most likely.*

Cos he ain't a dog. This is .. roight weird.

[video]

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

You don't have to tell me. Having Mr. Hawk want to touch me and tell me about his feelings makes me question a lot of things.

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[hasstandards]

[RED watched the dog start sniffing around, figuring out what he was looking for- not that he had any food in the house, though. His own aching stomach reminded him of that. It was something he probably should have thought about before leaving RED base, but his pride wasn't damaged enough for him to call for help. As far as he was concerned, he could walk back anytime he wanted to. Or felt like it. One of those.

For now, he watched the dog quietly, leaving the door open for him for the moment.]

Hm. I'd feed ya if I had anything, but I'm goin' hungry, too. You should probably head on back ta BLU's. Wouldn't want him wonderin' where you'd run off to.

[action]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Of course not. He wasn't hungry enough to go digging through the garbage but he was pretty hungry.

He plopped his butt down on the ground and tilted his head at RED. Barking once before sighing and dropping his ears. This was awkward.*